The Great Courtney Caper

Well, the game is up, and I’ve been had.  It’s time we learned the truth about Courtney Messerschmidt, known the world over as the “Great Satan’s Girlfriend”:

But the funny thing is, I don’t even mind.  

Who else posts not just one, but two massive news roundups each day on this site?  Who else takes care of my blog when I go on vacation?

For God’s sake, the Great Satan’s Girlfriend website routinely gets hits from the Washington Post; sometimes with two computers logged in at any given time!

It’s official:  Courtney, whoever you are–whatever you are–you are free to post here as often as you like.

(Just be sure to use the “continue reading” option for your massive news roundups, so they don’t take up as much space.  My friends think I never post on my own blog anymore)

About Crispin Burke

Major Crispin Burke is a US Army aviator qualified in the UH-60 and LUH-72 helicopters. Major Burke has served in the 82nd Airborne Division, 10th Mountain Division, and Joint Task Force-Bravo in Honduras. In what is likely a sad statement on the state of humanity, Major Burke's writings, musings, and irreverent cartoons have been featured at Small Wars Journal, National Defense University, Foreign Policy Online, Wired Magazine, Egremont, the New York Times, the Washington Post, and the Great Satan's Girlfriend.
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