WOI correspondent Courtney Messerschmidt, the front girl for GrEaT sAtAn’S gIrLfRiEnD, has spent the weekend at Davidson College, participating in a war simulation centered around a nuclear-armed Iran.
Courtney promises to have an excellent review of the game, which is allegedly larger than the infamous “Persian Excursion“. I’d be sure to catch Courtney’s detailed analysis of this looming crisis, of course, if it weren’t for one small problem:
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About Starbuck
"Starbuck" is the online moniker of Major Crispin Burke, a US Army aviator qualified in the UH-60 and LUH-72 helicopters. Major Burke has served in the 82nd Airborne Division, 10th Mountain Division, and Joint Task Force-Bravo in Honduras.
In what is likely a sad statement on the state of humanity, Major Burke's writings, musings, and irreverent cartoons have been featured at Small Wars Journal, National Defense University, Foreign Policy Online, Wired Magazine, Egremont, the New York Times, the Washington Post, and the Great Satan's Girlfriend.
Same thing just happened to me at work. Curse you, Courtney collective!
Auftragstaktik! Wings Over Iraq (at the last moment and great expense) has consented to consort exclusively about the Committee of 5′s mega war gaming mash up and it’s gon wreak a heck of a lot of havoc I’m here to tell you.
Got a hat? Better hang on to it!
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